oh HELL no

Just yesterday I had to go and open my big yap about not knowing where the hell Heidi and Spencer have been lately, because if these pictures of them shopping for baby clothes are the be believed, they've been off having shitloads of unprotected sex. I really hope this is just another one of their retarded publicity stunts, because the thought of these two bringing children into the world is just unholy. When I think about what would make better parents than Heidi and Spencer, the first things that come to mind are sweatshop owners, a pack of hyenas, crackheads, Taiwanese sex traders, and Jon and Kate Gosselin.

Bar Refaeli Moves on From Leo With New Man

Well, that didn’t take long! Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio decided to call it quits for the umpteenth time just a few weeks ago. And she’s already reportedly moved on to another man!

According to Page Six, Bar was spotted in St. Tropez partying with Brazilian polo player and entrepreneur Ricardo Mansur in the French Riviera town on July 22nd.

A source says, "On Saturday, they were all over each other at Hotel Byblos at the swimming pool bar, and then in a club later that night."

Brazilian website Glamurama says Bar and Ricardo were seen canoodling over the weekend.

Just a little background on this guy—he owns a nightclub, the department store chains Mappin and Mesbla, and used to date Gisele Bundchen and model Isabeli Fontini. What’s with Bar taking Gisele's sloppy seconds all the time?

Bar and Leo split in June after three years of dating. Well it was probably more like two if you count all the breakups.

At the time of the split, a source close to Bar told People, "She wanted to move faster than he did – she wanted to move in together. So he broke it off."

Guess girls like that don’t stay single for long!

Love It Or Hate It: Leighton Meester

'Gossip Girl' star Leighton Meester was spotted leaving a Katy Perry concert last night with boyfriend Stan Sebastian. But on to the good stuff: what do you think of Leighton's outfit?

That sheer flowery blouse intimidates me, although it actually might camoflouge minor tummy issues (although I'm sure Leighton has no tummy issues ;).

And the shoes!



So: love it or hate it?

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Splilt

Looking very sad (but still hot) after today’s announcement that her and Reggie Bush have split, we have the gorgeous Kim Kardashian spotted in Beverly Hills today. We are so on team Kardashian. Next time we see this Reggie guy we are totes going to scratch some eyes out. I’m going to get a manicure now. When we find out what he did…. it’s on.

No worries Kim, you still have your gays. We heart you. Give us a call and let’s go get some free stuff.

Oh, one last thing. You know we love you girl, and you’re probably having a bad day… but I think we have seen you in those cage shoes a few too many times before, and Lindsay Lohan did those shoes a couple months ago… just saying. We wouldn’t be good friends if we didn’t tell you. Right? Kisses. Call us.

The Skinny Gallery

"Harry Potter" Flies to the Top

"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" dominated its five-day debut as it raked in $159.7 million since it debuted last Wednesday.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Universal's R-rated "Bruno" fell 73% from its opening-weekend tally to register $8.4 million in fourth place and a cumulative of $49.6 million.

Fox's 3D animated feature "Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs" came in second with $17.7 million, producing a $152 million cumulative through three weekends. Paramount's "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" finished third with $13.8 million and a $363.9 million cumulative through four weeks. Tied for fifth over the weekend were the durable box office hits “The Proposal” and “The Hangover” with $8.3 million.

The T.O. Show

MJ Updates

Here’s the latest on Michael Jackson:

The family had to move Michael’s body from Berry Gordy’s crypt at Forest Lawn where it was being kept. They feared a crazed fan would come in and possibly damage the coffin and body. They moved him to the facility’s main building basement until burial details are worked out.
Katherine Jackson and Debbie Rowe have reached a compromise on the custody of Michael’s 2 eldest children. Debbie has agreed to allow Katherine to raise the kids on the condition that Joe Jackson not be permitted to have input into the kids’ lives. Rowe will also be entitled to monthly visits with the children.
Michael Jackson’s London O2 Arena gig promoter Randy Phillips says he is “confident” that a tribute gig for Michael will take place at the venue in the near future.
Debbie Rowe took a payout–again–to give up parental rights to her kids. She will receive $4 million for dropping her custody case against Katherine Jackson, hence giving up her parental rights to Prince Michael and Paris Katherine. UPDATE: Debbie Rowe’s lawyers have fired off a letter to the NY Post telling them this story is untrue and demanding a retraction.

Mischa Barton Removed from Home by Police

Police removed actress Mischa Barton from her Hollywood home yesterday after suffering from what friends describe as an acid flashback 'freak out.' According to Us Magazine



'We responded to her home last night on a medical issue,' Officer April Harding tells Us. 'We assisted… [and] she was removed from her home.'

A source tells Us Barton called the police herself after having a 'freak out.'


Her people are calling it a 'medical non-emergency' and implying she left of her own accord, but the fact remains that the officer used the word 'removed' in describing her departure from her house. Nothing good ever gets 'removed.' You remove a stain or a wart or a hobo from the grill of your car or 'The O.C.' from your fall lineup three fucking years ago. Why are we still talking about this bitch again?

After being physically 'escorted' out of the bathroom at Whisky Mist earlier this month:

Gerard Butler is “annoyed” with Jennifer Aniston romance rumors

Gerard Butler is annoyed. He’s annoyed by the constant speculation about who he’s dating, who he’s sleeping with, and who he’s just occasionally feeling up. Sidenote: If he really felt that strongly about it, why pose for arm-in-arm pictures with Jennifer Aniston, hm? This all comes from an interview Gerard gave to People, I suspect to promote The Ugly Truth. But he just ended up answering questions about Jennifer Aniston and the film the two of them are currently working on. Gerard calls Jennifer a “classy lady”. Of course, he also calls her “easy”, but I’m sure he meant “easy-going”. Bless his heart, the man loves his hyperbole - earlier this week he called Katherine Heigl “the sexiest, smartest, sassiest, funniest actress out there.”

The Bounty Hunter costars Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are making headlines with speculation over their off-screen romance – but a usually humorous Butler sets the record straight on one thing he doesn’t find funny.

“That is just annoying. People say I’m always dating so and so, and sometimes it’s three people in one day,” says the actor, 39.

“I’m trying to make movies, work hard and do my best. Then this kind of thing happens and people start to associate me more with that. It gets ridiculous.”

Aside from those pesky rumors, Butler – who also stars with Katherine Heigl in The Ugly Truth, opening July 24 – has nothing to complain about when it comes to his current gig.

“She is one classy lady,” he says of Aniston. “Everyday I go to work with her I’m always surprised about how cool, easy and down to earth and real she is.”

He adds, “I’m in New York right now filming and I’m in heaven. I can’t always say that about movies, but to be filming this romantic comedy with Jennifer and a story that made my side split when I read it – I’m lucky. I’m happy as a pig in s—, as they say.”

As far as Aniston’s current love life goes – a source close to the actress, 40, says she’s still happily talking to Bradley Cooper. But when it comes to working with Butler, “They get along really well, but Jen only likes him as a friend,” says a source. “She can’t see herself dating him.”

Lauren Conrad arrives for lunch at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills.

Science Fiction 'Czar'- The disturbing intellectual record of Obama's science czar

Dr. John Holdren, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy—better known as the "science czar"—has been a longtime prophet of environmental catastrophes. Never discouraged but never right.





And thanks to resourceful bloggers, you can read excerpts from a hard-to-find book co-authored by Holdren in the late 1970s, called Ecoscience: Population, Resources, Environment, online.

In it, you will find the czar wading into some unpleasant talk about mass sterilizations and abortions.

It's not surprising. Holdren spent the '70s boogying down to the vibes of an imaginary population catastrophe and global cooling. He also participated in the famous wager between scientist Paul Ehrlich, the now-discredited Population Bomb theorist (and co-author of Ecoscience), and economist Julian Simon, who believed human ingenuity would overcome demand.

Holdren was asked by Ehrlich to pick five natural resources that would experience shortages because of human consumption. He lost the bet on all counts, as the composite price index for the commodities he picked, including copper and chromium, fell by more than 40 percent.

Then again, it's one thing to be a bumbling soothsayer but quite another to underestimate the resourcefulness of mankind enough to ponder how "population-control laws, even including laws requiring compulsory abortion, could be sustained under the existing Constitution," as Holdren did in Ecoscience in 1977.....

Tony Romo Found Messages from John Mayer on Jessica's Phone

Everyone keeps talking about how shocked they are to hear Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have split up. But there are new juicy details that may shed light on the situation!

Jess may have still been secretly keeping in touch with John Mayer! The two broke up in 2006, but apparently the flame hasn’t completely gone out!

Radar is reporting that Tony found messages from John in Jessica’s phone. He had just flown into LA on Thursday, one day before Jess’ 29th birthday.

The source says, “They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it. Tony found messages from John and went ballistic.”

That was apparently the straw that broke the camel’s back, because according to the source, “Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”

Guess Tony doesn’t like to play games! We’re surprised Jess would still be talking to John after all this time! Why now?? And why would she mess up her relationship with Tony?! He was the best thing that ever happened to her after her divorce!

New Lo Bosworth Candids

The Hills star Lo Bosworth was spotted leaving the Matt Leinart Charity Bowl at the Lucky Stride in Hollywood last night…


Is it me, or is this look totally unflattering?

Joe Jackson Set To Take The Jackson Children On Tour In 2010

Joe Jackson is really beyond the realm of belief anymore. His son Michael passed away on June 25th and the family hasn’t even buried him yet, and already he’s talking about exploiting Michael’s three children. Sad.



Celebrity biographer, Ian Halperin, who worked with Michael, claimed that Joe was getting the kids geared up for a 2010 tour as The Jackson Three.

Halperin said, “Joe wants the children to go on a world tour in 2010. He has also already offered recording contracts to two of Michael’s kids. Now he is talking about getting them the world’s best backing band and taking them on tour as The Jackson Three.”

One of the Jacksons is reportedly pretty mad about the whole idea and may just speak out about it. Halperin added, “One of the family members is livid. He is saying Joe seems intent to do this no matter what.”

Joe himself even said, “I keep watching Paris. She….wants to do something. And as far as I can see, well, they say Blanket, he can really dance.”

Someone needs to stop this douchebag. It’s just too soon for any of this nonsense. Don’t you think?